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Postby Bonnie Meadowes » Wed Jan 03, 2007 9:25 pm

Dino, on the other hand, has proven to be everything he was cracked up to be...
yes an ever goeing sinkhole of dollars if i ever saw one
"Dad, can i have 750$ of hydralic hoses for Christmas?"
"Dad, i need two tires, 10 new wheel studs, and ten nuts, and a trailer rebuild so i can take bonnie out tonight"
"Dad, Dino needs anoughther 5 gallon hydralic transfusion, but i think if we pull her left track motor out, and replace the seal, she won't leave a puddle in the driveway no more"
oh and "Dad there might be a few little major frame cracks about to discom booberatete the entire west coast"
so you better come quick because my beds on fire
no its not that woman dashing out the door
its furging global war ming

Everthing is global war ming
Everthing is global war ming
Everthing is global war ming

repeat after bonnie

Everthing is global war ming
Everthing is global war ming
Everthing is global war ming

i mean why else would the fload gate of mexico be unleashed
to norte amexico?

myself, i are buying up land in terra del fugo
might even defrost a nazi sub and sail away

PS/ NSA
on the mark sky model bonnie meadowes prototype 3
to disable the tounge feature
first remove to a loco UN forest service facility
transport to guanatanamo base nearest you
slowly rotate the left and right outer ear projections
retracting the tonge section

beware of trip wire hidden in hair between chin and bald scalp section
this model is over 55 years old and highly un stabile
it was last observed crashing into a snowbank for no apparent reason
assume its condition to be condition plaid
i repiete PLAIDE

assume condition paisily
we have a rider who can identify us

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Dino told me to tell you this !

Postby Bonnie Meadowes » Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:59 am

Guide to Men's Tools

1. DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful
for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that
it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room,
splattering it against that freshly painted part you were drying.

2. WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere
under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprint
whorls and hard-earned guitar calluses in about the time it takes you
to say, "****!!!"

3. ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning
pop rivets in their holes until you die of old age


4. PLIERS: Used to round off
hexagonal bolt heads.

5. HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools
built on the Ouija board principle: It transforms human energy into a crooked,
unpredictable motion, and the more you attempt to influence its
course, the more dismal your future becomes.

6. VISE GRIP PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads. If nothing else
is available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat
to the palm of your hand.

7. OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely
for setting various flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also
>> handy for igniting the grease inside a wheel hub you're trying to get
>> the bearing race out of.

8. WHITWORTH SOCKETS: Once used for working
>> on older British cars and motorcycles, they are now used mainly for
>> impersonating that 9/16 or 1/2" socket you've been searching for, for
>> the last 15 minutes.

9. HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an
>> automobile to the ground after you have installed your new disk brake
>> pads, trapping the jack handle firmly under the bumper.

10. EIGHT-FOOT
>> LONG DOUGLAS FIR 4X4: Used to attempt to lever an automobile upward
>> off a hydraulic jack handle.

11. TWEEZERS: A tool for removing splinters of wood, especially
>> Douglas fir.

12. TELEPHONE: Tool for calling your neighbor to see if
>> he has another hydraulic floor jack.

13. SNAP-ON GASKET SCRAPER:
>> Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise;
>> used mainly for removing dog feces from your boots.

14. E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR: A tool that snaps off in bolt holes and is ten
>> times harder than any known drill bit.

15. TWO-TON HYDRAULIC ENGINE HOIST: A handy tool for testing the tensile strength of bolts and
>> fuel lines you forgot to disconnect.

16. CRAFTSMAN 1/2 x 16-INCH SCREWDRIVER: A large motor mount prying tool that inexplicably has an
>> accurately machined screwdriver tip on the end without the handle.

17.
>> AVIATION METAL SNIPS: See hacksaw.

18. TROUBLE LIGHT: The homebuilder's own tanning booth. Sometimes called droplight, it is a
>> good source of vitamin D, "the sunshine vitamin," which is not
>> otherwise found under cars at night.
>> Health benefits aside, its main purpose is to consume 40-watt light
>> bulbs at about the same rate that 105-mm howitzer shells might be
>> used during, say, the first few hours of the Battle of the Bulge.
>> More often dark than light, its name is somewhat misleading.

19.
>> PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the lids of
>> old-style paper-and-tin oil cans and squirt oil on your shirt; can
>> also be used, as the name implies, to round off the interiors of
>> Phillips screw heads.

20. AIR COMPRESSOR: A machine that takes energy produced in a
>> coal-burning power plant 200 miles away and transforms it into
>> compressed air that travels by hose to an Pneumatic impact wrench
>> that grips rusty bolts last tightened 70 years ago by someone at GM,
>> and rounds them off or twists them off.

21. PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip
>> or bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50 cent
>> part.

22. HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to cut hoses 1/2 inch too short.

23.
>> HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer
>> nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate expensive
>> partsnot far from the object we are trying to hit.

2 4 . MECHANIC'S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the contents of cardboard
>> cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly well on
>> boxes containing upholstered items, chrome-plated metal, plastic
>> parts and the other hand not holding the knife.

*So there you have it:
>> a complete description of the tools all men
>> need, and occasionally use correctly

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Postby Bonnie Meadowes » Wed Jan 10, 2007 1:40 am

Dino is racking up quite a feed bill around here these daze
not doing much of anything other than getting a fiveteen volt charge out of sitting around
with his track shoes off
while waiting for some fancy rebuilt spline jobbie
that and a track motor rebuild
might just get you home before solestst

just like the olde XR 195 >198> 205> 218 orange dawg cam rod job a mah bobbie changeling
and the Boinge 249> 278 > 279.5 > 280 barrel that replaced it

this little fart has a mind of its own
sombody ate a lot o parts
but bonnie bought nude ones
go figure UN fs
holes were found in the 21 some pipes
that play the dino snort song
if NSA met JIS 37
there would probably be
hydraulic misfit heaorgic
reaction

sparkey erectiom ~ come githerer
there is no way capitN OUT O HEAR
the endgines dieliyium crystalz are near

if we pass threw the 200$ onion mountain tickeyt yu belt
with our shields this low again...
i fear our shields will be displated
all ovret the nudes pages of the UN iverse

Snottie ~ git a grip mon
the evile dirk dino is crawling up the pitt

muffled buy the turn of the congress
pattioning upon her back
under waves of confetie
and unseen chemtrailsd sky

dino slept,
hooked up to a volt meter

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Postby Tawmass » Wed Jan 10, 2007 8:10 am

Dino alert...

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Lunched

Postby Bonnie Meadowes » Sat Jan 13, 2007 7:44 am

I took Dino out for lunch today
he ate one Char Lynn hydraulic motor
a custom baked track cog
and a few specilzed fasteners
total for lunch was $451

i had a glass of water

Dino is feeling better though
once I drive the other track spline track shaft off the bearing
and get it rebuilt
and shine up his shoes a bit

and replace 21 hydraulic hoses

he would stand out in any crowd
as a "sign" of global Kooling

Tawm, that sign looks really familiar
was it on the trail up to Wallet Falls?
or the one by Visa Pass?

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"the dentist"

Postby Bonnie Meadowes » Sat Jan 20, 2007 6:24 am

yah babie mah swedish is a bite rustic ~> but the trail is aq little obsqure to boot
Dino on the other hand just got a dental job
NUDE TEETH (it furgin sweadish, far to knewgan)

far as we can tell the tooth transplant was "removed" from some chinese "Kiote" clone of a Kabota hybrid
with an oxy cetline drive flame boo

bin is a grinding his teeth
and sparks are flyin all overt the place

just a little ZAP
Arc will be fine
13.48 volts and holding steady
new drive hub ready to sail

keeping nsa busy decodeing et all
to all a good unde script night will fall

"Fahq yah" wiped his histatute beard
up the hill

on dandruuf
on dancer
on wasted XR

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Postby Bonnie Meadowes » Sat Jan 20, 2007 6:36 am

the highassed paid minions
at nsa watch
as zillions of illegals
mefanfetamine the clocks

and know one undrestands
whats overt their heads

solvency is liquid
but you can't get there from here

ake to liberman, we export demo craxy
thought crime and such

Dino has teeth now,
Yah

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Postby Tawmass » Sat Jan 20, 2007 7:30 am

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Postby Bonnie Meadowes » Sun Jan 21, 2007 3:16 pm

Yah Volt ~ der Camandant

ve ver up to our elbowes in greasey yesterday
slathered with never sees and hydraulic fluids
all silver and such slipery and such

tourquing the nuts and bolts of thought
slideing the treads home
heating and tourching
bringing tention to the drive link

hammering unt belting out
the nude teeth are in place upon their destination
ready for arc welds light
to fall upon them

the splines that drive us forward replaced

"open the bome bay doors Dino"

"you must be mistaken ~ my name is HAL"

"Open the Bomb bay doors HAL"

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A bed Time Story ~ by bin Rydin "a vast you fargin newg

Postby Bonnie Meadowes » Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:27 pm

Dino,
oh Dino
i brought you a new right track cog track drive assembly ~~~
please open the bomb bay doors

it is Bonnie

I brought a new catalog of JIS 37 female swivel hydraulic connectors
and 4000 PSI test necklasses

I thought we might have lunch and pick out some new hoses to adorn you with

Dino, really , your second abraded hoses are getting rustic

THE error became moldy
moss grew all around the trees
north became south, east became west
dust became fog...

no it was yust a sidecar going by stiring up particulate matter

Bonnie knetled next to the no longer existant
"closed if not open" sign melted into the forest fire conflageration

Dino stirred ~ his anciet rusty hydraulic hoses leaking
AW 47 Cheveron fluid as he / it snorted out CO two

his twin electric start Conan engine rumbled
as Bonnie slathered her neverseaze silver tounge
overt his trhreads, and screwed his nuts ever tighter

Uf ~ ah
Dino grunted as new pillow blocks and fresh grease lubed his reserected tracks

haveing dined on fresh spline shafts
the mini beast slept as a puppy

a little black dawg puppy
with his 12 inch hard faced jaw curled up
in sleep

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Postby Bonnie Meadowes » Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:50 pm

Bonnie sighed ~ she had seen this kind of abuse before
another metallic slave
used up by the agency to mine out handicaped asphalt trail
rode hard and put up wet

"the agencies never care", thought Bonnie
they have cast poor Dino into the scrap auction yards
toothless, beaten near breathless
splineless, without drive
his arteries are striped and ready to pop
his feet are worn to a pulp
he bled two five gallons before collapseing upon my doorstep

safe in the stabile, new hay upon the floor
orange dawg 217 tounge ~ et all
made place
suzuki TC ~ 100 1973
made face
bin Rydin
ran 4 parts

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Postby Bonnie Meadowes » Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:06 pm

"Dino will be a good little Dawgie bin"
Bonnie said
"really he will" she slowly winked...

bin put down his latest rocket launcher and nitrouse afterburner from FMF
he unbunkeled his titanium alpinstars slowly
flicking pieces of sidepanels, and picking pfragements of KTM oragnge plastic
from his insisers

he cracked another near beer
and scanned his MTV GPS

calling humore one ~ overt

can you pull a satellite over the KTMs babies ass?
and pull a close up?

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Postby Bonnie Meadowes » Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:12 pm

the seventy year old man married for 50 years to the same womans fate
his face eaten off by a cougar
his 75 year olde wife 2X4's it upside the face

tougf trail
green or orange

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Postby Bonnie Meadowes » Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:57 pm

Bonnie meadowes slept and drempt
would the bears scread the arrowes before dawn crept
into her bed ?
would anyone understand before the "end"
would $ 8685 get a nude hourset

from KTM

the little hondy 272's valvels clacked
the valve guides were long ago lunched

as bin tried to play out the last of the threads
playing out the last o` the winds
the lock nut was cinched down
\and three thousandands clearance was obtained

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Postby jeffm2009 » Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:46 am

interesting narration you have going here. i was pretty amused. how's Dino doing these days?


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