2005 Black Dog write up

[Tawmass]

I finally got off my duff and finished up the Black Dog and Rat Dog articles. They and the pictures are posted in the Chronicles section of the main website:

http://www.blackdogdualsport.com/chronicles.htm

Enjoy,
-Tom

[Bonnie Meadowes]

tap dance to this TawM> http://users1.ee.net/lstone/crazy.mid

Who exactly is craZy
someone who puts 14 consecutive rides out O" Brightwood
or someone who rides clapped out XR 200~212~250~270's
over the dusty muddy rocks ~ year after yeAr

"I had a dream"
"and in this dream Tawm moved the ride"
"Back into the late 1960"s"
"When little black KTM's, and little white Honda~ur~ans"
"could ride their bikes on public lands ~ WITHOUT DESCRIMINATION"

as to displacement nor income
ecological displacement was caused by nuclear war
rather than a trail bike visiting the aftermath
of a USFS forest incineration

day R nutters

Crazy for saying forest fires are good
Crazy for saying wolves ravageing elk and deer are swell
you resource raveging bikester
upon the thin earth damageing trail...

CraZy ?

[Tawmass]

CRAZY!

[Bonnie Meadowes]

tricked out on the southern coast of oregono
(note the rocks under the kickstand)
also, olde bonnie meadowes face has been "pixilated out"
"replaced by that of bin Rydin's"
to protect the "guilty" from a quantanimo worst than death
a fashionable side mount fannie pack
adorns "near Miss" Meadowes wardrobe
looking quite like miss planet of the apes 1968
bonnie hurlz

[Tawmass]

Sweet Hawg, but it makes my butt hurt just looking at it!

When did Brookings get palm trees?

[Bonnie Meadowes]

Globall War Ming
jezz Tawm ~ where have you bean?

[Bonnie Meadowes]

the icebergs melted here
last june
tho they soon return again
frosty the leaf slick trail skidder
lurks just round the corner

if you make it that far...
\
don't touch those brakes my fiend
nor that Crack throttle

or sidewaze you go slick

[Bonnie Meadowes]

i just got back from a 2 day unknown ride
from nevada city to downieville and back
extreame elevational changes
ear popping
those old catskinners
really made some cliffhanger roads
very beautiful fall color oaks
but like i said
don't look at them
watch where you are going...
saw a little byte of snow
rain ~ no dust (AGAIN) MUD rocks
cold finger gloves
rudough rednosed raingear et all
a very good time
was had by all
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
most of all, in the nude for 2007 FOX lineup (seen above)
i like the "exclusive" bonnie meadowes chest protector
it is call the titanium innie outie

oh pumpkin ~ do post the nipple spinning and pumpkin ferkin jokes
will you dear ~
tah tah

he he and at that squidide stuff
craZy monkey power

Who you callin sane?

[Bonnie Meadowes]

for those of you who no longer remember that
Bonnie Hurlz
won the repositioning of the 2006 national dual sport reconfigurational award for excellence
her is a clue...

bonnie was awarded this medal for the most sinuouse single track
she was given this award for her foxlike stringing together
of gravel and obsqure ribbon hopeing rolecharts
nominated as best supporting sweeper in 2005

"near miss" bonnie was recently divorced frome UNFS
when she caught mr jones cheating on her

with a pumpkin

ok tawm, i have to go now
its almost midnight
and i am getting SANE

[Bonnie Meadowes]

ole bonnie has been straped to the rafters for several weeks now
the olde torch has been applied to her steering head
her bearing were removed with force
chisled, you might say, away

new parts have been applied

shocking development
bearings relubricated

oiligarkie replentished

bonnie is comeing alive again
baleing twine has been removed from the front end

hanging from ancra tie downs
her rear is
dangling~~~ from the rafters, oh well~~~

tomorrow is just such a sleep awaze
her himliker joint in the upper shock mount
will have to wait as mine is acky again
and if we have to fight over the neversieze jar again
i will spray her frame in lock ese grafite

[Bonnie Meadowes]

i took her fork legs off
then i put them back on
put her boots on and
tourqued her heads once again

renude her brake pads
you know women are much cheaper fun~~~

[Bonnie Meadowes]

two weeks of rain and two weeks of pay
and two daze of torquin wenches
can make even a nine year old maid like mine 1996 babe
like nude again

just remove the old owies
clean the joints out with aged brandie
polish with emory cloth the chisle marks
slather your finger in waterproof boat trailer grease
give her a good lick
rub it all about her joints
rub it in very good
push her bushings in and out

and finally a new 1996 XR 250 was born again
~imaculate~ hardly ever bin rydin

crazy for rideing alone past dark thirty

yah crazy mon
i being rideing a trail
a sweeper comes up beside me

"say lee, you know where you is going dude?"

usually it would be "loose nuts" Danno, jease tighten em up man
see www.retractornuts.com or www.boat grease/helpiamskidding.net

ME, "hell no, but it ain't dark yet dude"

but MERRY CHRISTMASS to all

i see Tawm and Aerial wearing the latest in winter cold weather gear
tennis shoes and no gloves
CRAzy i Say
see you next tyme

[Bonnie Meadowes]

olde crazy lee toked his old crazy bike bonnie
out fer a testical ride
bonnie wearing her nude suspention and all
snorting like she was some young fillie
after all she is old enough to be horse meat

but what the smell, bin Rydin ain't know spring ceckoslavakian niether
so you see where this combo nation is headed...
we quickly decided that nothing was going to fall off
in the driveway
at least nothing really important

mostly there were no clanking draging noises
like i still had her frame tied to the garage rafters
or some such little do do, like bin Rydin has done done
before before

so of the furk (is that OK) we fatutin whent
did a little rocks
did a little rock and roll
threw and off camber rythum into the dance

oh bonnie meadowes
are you more limber?
is your rhumitoid suspention mo better than the last time we furked around together?

well with 25" of rain in the last 25 daze of december
how the furk could one even know?

i am thinking of droppin the front end another 1/2" to get the front end to better grab the jellow attinouse trail slime
perhaps a two wheel drive kit with a second engine?
maybe a rudder for the frond end
(if you don't live around here, thats the end that contacts the ferns first)

[Bonnie Meadowes]

the S oil was so wet that we kind of spermed our way up the hills
lashing our tails so to speak
from side to side to gain extra purchase
at one point bin Rydin actually gained the purchace of traction
the dim whited slime mynd was all wonkied about
it all work out but

perhaps sometime i might get myself rebuilt?

[Bonnie Meadowes]

perhaps bonnie would tie me up to the rafters
strip off my arms and legs
slather my joint with neverseeze
give me new GPS "bearings"
reprogram my ignition curve
where i could just push the fearless mode

well there is only so much one can do.....
the beer can is empty
and i gotto go
there is no door code

and that honda 50 ain't bringing me more to drink