~Impressed with the 2006 version of daWg~

[Bonnie Meadowes]

my my my
I am so happy with this ride
it started raining as i drove away
monday monday morning

i most remember sundays ride
going down over a log into the enchanting
blue ribbon "shrubbery" trail
you know the one where you thought you saw yourself
just going the other way
perhaps it was just an illusion ?

there just a few minutes before you are here now...
the one where your hundred miles of gas range
were going round in circles in front of your eyes
the "caution downhill" was somehow "familiar"
so somehow i knew i had been here before in some other life

after i found the way out of there
it was the halliluya gravel road down to the pavement
Ye Hah ~ i nude i had been in there before

who finds these pickles ?

fortunately i was having a smoke alongside the gravel
when numbers 13 & 14 came out of the woods
i was #16, where #15 whent i will never tell...
like i said WE all got out of there alive...

and we all proceeded down the peagravel together toward
the McCubbins 220 -> get lost place and hot dagz for all lunch check

at that point i proceeded to recent my odometer
only to have the knob come off in my hand
plus i got a two on my BAD mittion
(i cheated)

thanks to Herman and Lisa from Montana
I was able to tag along and go up the car wash
to bonnie with bonnie again

i was out that way a few years ago with Mike (from Washington)
we were the first ones out there and the "trail" was obsuqure

like stop and search for an orenge ribbon obsqure

this time was a little better as many had already gone ahead
some in the wronge direction <----
but what the hey "more miles"

the last few years of the dog has been hampered by the usfs
and i return every year with the hope of a good ride
but also to camp out with the greatest people i have met
so i came to this dog with low expectations
of good trail, but was suprized with what Tawn put together
and what the usfs "allowed"

i would like to see the return of the Parkdale trails also
but this years ride was excellent

as always the gitfiddle plucking of Dan and Tawm
around the campfire was great
even if knowbody can remember the words
anymore~~~~~

PS: I just got my pre ride flyer tonight
and now it makes more sence

oh God ~ do you have a sence of humor ?

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and now a word from our master bait un sponser

"Dusty, dont blow me off like that
just hang out on the road"

~~~ FREE those nose noogies NOW ~~~

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after the worst dust fest
and before the dreaded monday morning "boss thing"
feel total renued as you stumble into work as never before
act now and get a free 30 day supply of care free
Ilse recommended
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[Bonnie Meadowes]

bin Rydin writes

"I tryed Nose Nuggie Remover" in the jumbles of offganinstand"
"my bike fell over in the garage ~ but my nose nuggies were immediately removed"
"out here in the deserts of Southern oregon deserts, Nose Noggie is a must have for my Freeedom Figitors"
"without Nose Noggie my troops fight againt the slime of insugent SLUGS
eating the dayglow off our troops rout arrows, would be hopeless"
"I endorse Nose Noggie, alongeside Monkie Butt Powder as our best defense for oppuration enduring caoes"

got to go now, incomeing side cars...
perhaps russkies

[Bonnie Meadowes]

i have been thinking
~ and that is very worrysome...
you know this black dog thing is itchin me like, i don't know
I mean you all made the 2006 really good like the 200_
i mean 1990's like, as much as possib;le

If you guys are serious about moving north across the great river
next year into nude terrortory
and if you all wanted some pants slappin drummer with his tounge
hangin out to help vamp the nude trails out and all...

i think i know this olde fart with an XR two fifty plus
who said he might camp out with you guys and sniff some trails
the week before hand

but just warn danno first
that he has an old homelite
that he keeps in his tent
at night

and he gets up before Dawn




furk dull butterknives

[Tawmass]

Yo Lee,
We'll take you up on that offer. Practice your drumming techniques for around the campfire!
-Tom

[Bonnie Meadowes]

Looks like the MRA's Will & Shelbie crew are dual sportin this away soon
don't know if we should do the new feral cow or the new McGrew inator
just got 2.3 inches of precipitation the other day
so no dust and slippeery as all git out

giggleplex engaged

got new stuff to the north and south
you and Dan loose nuts outa burn in a few trails too
we don't use close pins hear, with ribbon or anything...

if you catch a used 24 tooth carbide tip
blade
in your bridgestone

you be on the line
alright

i will save up my pennies towards the alcohol powered
pants slapping drumming device

GOD KNOWES i have given everything i have
to the new green technologies

of ethanol and "natural" gass

Bonnie thinks thats crude
bin Rydin thinks its just another way to clear the trail
you would have to be there to decide